Hoo posting here: Prissy and Sassy's fight.

Prissy: 'Let's go to the mall.'
Sassy: 'What mall?'
Prissy: 'Newgate.'
Sassy: 'Newgate. Newgate, Newgate is for stuck up snobs that have no life, low down garbage.'
Prissy: 'What the heck, like, like, like, like, like, like, I am NOT a stuck up snob. I'm just popular, hot, skinny, I care about fashion, boy's are SO into me, and I LOVE to sass people.'

At this moment a boy walked by and said, 'What are you supposed to be,' addressing Prissy, 'a hippopautumas mixed with a giraffe.'

Prissy: 'See, boys are SO into me.'
Sassy: 'ARE you a girrafe mixed with a hippopautumas?'
Prissy: 'No. A giraffe mixed with a hippopautumus.'